I get tons of emails daily, but this is the ULTIMATE loser email for today:

From: xxxslave
Sent: 3/9/2009
Subject: hi

Hi please make me your bitch and make me send you pictures of me in my girl friends underware or one with her dildo or make me make a sigh and send it to you my yahoo id is —–083 and i’m 25 in really good shape and if needed later i have a web cam my number is 403-471-xxxx