Well, well..tonights the night of the Presidential election and like most pseudo-intellectuals I will be attending an election party. I’m so stoked and if the my finger fucker’s vote is an indicator of how the rest of the country is voting…the candidate of MY choice—Barack Obama will surely win. Come back tomorrow for the juicy details of my latest call with Mr. Pin-prick!

Well ya know what they say about big black cock? It’s not a myth people!